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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Kids & Grandkids

TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without tables.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Charles, what happens to your body as you age?

CHARLES: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

TEACHER: Sally, how is dew formed?

SALLY: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

TEACHER: Bill, how can you delay milk turning sour?

BILLY: Keep it in the cow.

First Grandchild Ethan - Born Fargo North Dakota

Second Grandchild Tensae - Born


Third Grandchild Leonard - Born Rwanda

Fourth Grandchild Vanessa - In process of adoption.


Retired English Teacher said...

These are wonderful photos of beautiful children. You are a proud grandpa. Loved the jokes.

Montanagirl said...

Love this post! You are just toooo funny. Beautiful grandkids too! We have one coming to visit tomorrow from Utah. He just turned 2 in July. Can't wait to see him.

Arkansas Patti said...

Love kids, they are so literal.
What beautiful grands you have and how fortunate they are.

warriormom said...

Nothing better than grandchildren. Yours are adorable!....the jokes aren't bad either.

MyStory of HiStory said...

Re: the first half of your post: LOL!

& re: the last half: Beauty-full!!! :)

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Loree Huebner said...

Love this post!

You are sooooo blessed with beautiful grandkids!

EcoRover said...

Best wishes for the expanding family. Mrs R facilitates some adoptions as part of her counseling work--by far her favorite and most rewarding part of the job. We have friends who adopted after playing the guardian ad litum role, and it's wonderful to see them now as a happy family.

Jane said...

Lovely, lovely children! I know that you and Mrs. Troutbirder really enjoy them. Congrats on #4!


Far Side of Fifty said...

Beautiful Grands you have there, I hope we get to see a photo of your new addition soon. I hope the process goes smoothly for everyone involved:)